Boaz
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The "Best" Patients ---- - 2005/04/29 20:03
Three surgeons are discussing who make the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered".
The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is colour coded!"
The third chimes in, "You'r both wrong. Politicians are by far the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and hind are interchangeable!"
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