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Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/17 10:00 In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a Swann frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)
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Re:Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/17 10:31
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Re:Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/18 00:43 Dear Tanya

its a perplexing world we live in ,sometimes there is just no rhyme or reason to account for the reason why.

sandra
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Re:Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/18 05:45 On a hotel shower cap: "Fits one head." Your Peace, Surrender, In You,
YHVH Re-connect Co-operative
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Re:Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/19 13:37 polemotheos wrote:
On a hotel shower cap: "Fits one head."

Thank you Tanya and Pole, I had to pick myself up off the floor after reading these. Really enjoyed the laugh epsecially this last one Pole it just about had me crying after the other ones. Not sure why but I just picture it and it cracks me up

Knowledge puffs up, but love builds up. If anyone thinks he has acquired knowledge of something, he does not yet know it just as he ought to know it. But if anyone loves God, this one is known by him - 1 Cor 8:1-3
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Re:Doomed by stupidity...? - 2005/06/19 13:53 Your laughs are contagious even over the Internet. Your Peace, Surrender, In You,
YHVH Re-connect Co-operative
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