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Paradise - 2004/09/23 12:32
A good man lay dying. As his last breath passed thru his lips, he sighed relief, and it all went black. Then, as quickly as the blackness came, came the light, and he was standing before a wonderous angel!
'Welcome to heaven!' said the angel.' I'll show you your room, follow me!'
The man followed the angel down a long corridor with doors on each side, as they passed each door, the angel would tell the man who lived behind each door.
'Here's where the Catholics are, here's the Budhists, the prodestants are at the other end...'
And on it would go, all these different religions, happy in heaven. Until they came to a particular door,
'Shhh,' the angel whispered, 'quiet as you can.'
Then the tour continued down the corridor, until they came to the man's room. The angel showed his room, which was very nice, then they made their way back to reception to sign in. Back passed all the doors, tip toeing and whispering passed the same door as before. When they got back to reception, the man asked, 'Why did we have to be so quiet passed that one door?'
The angel replied, 'That's where the Jehovah's witnesses are, they think they're the only ones up here.'
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